Checked the gap. Tested the wires.
Distributor's good and the plug still fires.
Fuel pump's pumping; got half a tank.
Everything's ready from the key to the crank.
Belts on right, the battery's good.
Ain't a darn thing wrong under the hood.
Filled up a jerry, stuck a match to watch it burn.
Fool thought external combustion makes a motor turn.